Published at: 12:02 pm - Sunday February 21 2010
I have to admit, I give pretty spectacular blowjobs. I always have. Sir said to me, “I don’t want to know how you learned.”
I laughed, remembering a quite afternoon when I was about 13 when I learned. ”Oh- that’s easy! My sister taught me.”
There are not many times that I can actually make someone choke [...]
Published at: 08:11 am - Sunday November 22 2009
I can never have too many rabbits. They are still, without a doubt my favorite kind of toy. I’ve gone over what I like about them, time and time again so I won’t inundate you with how good the ears are, or how much the rotating shaft puts me into overdrive.
A few months back on [...]
Published at: 09:09 am - Saturday September 26 2009
It’s been hard to review this item because it’s just not something you can pull out any night of the week. At least I can’t. It’s big- and somewhat vulgar.
It’s completely unexplainable to anyone who would walk in unexpectedly.
It’s really a “nobody’s in the house” masturbation toy.
Well that or- a pseudo threesome toy. I can [...]
Published at: 07:09 pm - Sunday September 20 2009
These remind me of Red H0ts- the candy. Kind of a novelty, not ‘filling’ but makes a decent enough ’snack’.
I got these from Adam and Eve. If you’re ever spend any time looking at sex toy packaging, you will see that on most it will say “Novelty Item.” Well this toy comes right out of [...]
Published at: 04:08 pm - Wednesday August 05 2009
The beauty of metal. Tantus has created a line of really beautiful products, made from “anodized aeronautical-grade aluminum.” (Try saying THAT 5 times fast!)
Metal, like glass has a lot of great benefits. It can be heated or cooled. It’s smooth and polished. Aluminum is lighter than some metal toys but still heavier than glass, or [...]
Published at: 09:07 pm - Friday July 03 2009
This weeks HNT featured me in this sexy babydoll nighty. It’s called Innocent Vixen. I know, you’re laughing. Innocent? Me?? Even in this delicate blue and pink nighty, I don’t think I’m fooling anyone.
I got this sexy item from Adam and Eve. I love Adam and Eve cause they are easy to work with, they [...]
Published at: 06:06 pm - Friday June 12 2009
The Strapless Strap-On
or… how to scare the hell out of a guy who says he’s ‘open’ to anal play
or… how to tell if your kegel exercises are working
or… how BBG fucked a silicon pussy
Take Your Pick
The first time I saw the Feeldoe was at one of those sex toy parties. The consultant was talking about how [...]
Published at: 08:11 am - Sunday November 09 2008
This review is a long time coming. I have been busy, but using the fuck out of it…
It really is one of the prettiest realistic dildo’s I’ve seen.
It’s called the Iron Maiden, I have no idea why. I looked Iron Maiden to see if perhaps there was some connection I could understand- but in the [...]