The P-Style from Babeland
When Babeland offered this, I had to try it out. For the humor factor alone.
Now I am mostly straight. I play with gender in the way that I have a few strap ons and I do love wearing them. I’ve had limited experience but it’s always fun to think about. I spoke to Kyle a few weekends ago over “chinese” food at JFK. I approach gender topics quite softly because while I have been known to strap on a dildo, I rarely “play” with gender in any real way. I asked Kyle what his thought were about the P-Style. I he got it to review, or if that is something he’d ever be interested in using.
“No,” he said, “I’m ok sitting down the way I’ve always done.” We had a good laugh about that- and that was the end of it.
I tried it first in the shower. I figure it’s not a huge deal to make a mess if I screw it up because I’m in the shower!! The directions also suggest it. I laughed at how ridiculous I felt- and luckily I really did have to pee cause otherwise that would have made it a lot harder.
So the P-style is sort of a urine trough. You place it between your legs, under the urethra, angle it downwards (of course). I figured the angle downwards is important because even if you don’t have it in the exact right place, it will still be funneled away from your body. It was pretty easy, I admit. I laughed while it was happened, I mean- it’s not every day that I actually WATCH it coming out. That was quite an experience!! When you’re done, you drag the cup over your urethra to catch any drops and you’re done. Of course, I was in the shower, so you know, I can’t vouch for how well that works.
I did give this a second try outside of the shower. I found it pretty easy once I was able to let my bladder go and actually pee. That was hard for me. I don’t know that I could train my body to engage in water sports, I was standing over a toilet and having trouble peeing!! But I eventually did- and it worked like a charm!! The scooping part to catch any extra drops of urine seemed to do the trick because when I used paper, it was dry. So no need for toilet paper.
If you were out you could just put this in a plastic baggy and throw it back in your purse until you were in a place that you could rinse it. I think this is a great little contraption. For you girls that are campers… (not me)… this would be a great alternative to squatting. I mean, I have only done that a few times in my life and I’m not a pro at it. I always end up getting pee down my leg. This would also be great for pregnant women who have to give a damn urine sample every month at the doctors. Are you kidding me, I have a basketball blocking my view, and you give me this SHOTGLASS that I’m supposed to pee in?? I’m sure there’s also a range of physical issues (hips etc) that would make sitting down to pee quite uncomfortable so this might be a benefit for those people also. And you know, think of the sanitary reasons? No need to sit down on a questionable toilet!!
Babeland sells these for just $12. Definitely worth the very small investment.
Thanks to Babeland for letting me try this out!! I think I need to just put this in my backpack so I have it with me, just in case!!
Brilliant! I’m so getting one of these – I go to a lot of music festivals in the summer and peeing is just such a pain – will I have the nerve to pee with the gents though?