The Virtual Cock and Ass from Adam and Eve
It’s been hard to review this item because it’s just not something you can pull out any night of the week. At least I can’t. It’s big- and somewhat vulgar.
It’s completely unexplainable to anyone who would walk in unexpectedly.
Virtual Cock and Ass
It’s really a “nobody’s in the house” masturbation toy.
Well that or- a pseudo threesome toy. I can envision this being part of a really awesome threesome. Oddly, my vision of this include me, a girl and this…. torso. Edyn (over at Adam & Eve) and I refer to him as “Chris”- because, it’s like Christmas!! Just a cock who will do you from behind!!
So looking at it, you can tell what it is. It’s considered a ‘tabletop’ masturbator, although I wouldn’t use it on a table. I used it on my bed. It took some figuring out- it was kind of funny- but like every new lover, the first time is always a bit awkward right?
Highlights
*It feels real. It really is a very impressive cock. I’m not sure who they modeled this after, but I would not kick him out of MY bed. 7 inches and 1.5 inches wide. He’s no slouch.
*Comes with a bullet vibe to insert, or you can use it externally.
*It has an ass… the website calls it the perfect “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” buddy. I’m not sure how I feel about THAT comment, but ummmm- yeah.
*(and this is the one you’re waiting for, ladies) he stays hard forever, doesn’t talk back, and you can put him in a box until you want him again.
Lowlights
*Well, it’s kinda creepy. I’ll give you that.
*The ass is just sort of a hole. There is no design to it- and while I won’t be fucking that ass the lack of design does take away from the excitement.
*It’s Cyberskin and phthalate-free, but it still SMELLS like an Asian Nail Salon. A lot.
*It needs lube. LOTS of lube. I tried Eros Lube but it just didn’t seem to work right, so I ended up using Sliquid Silk which is water based with some silicon in it. It was perfect.
*I found it hard to find a good position.
Now that being said, while it was not easy to find a good position- you can move the cock to whatever angle you need it to be. I found this to be the best position, with the help of my Liberator Wedge.
I got on my knees and sort of backed into it. Sort of a reverse cowgirl/ doggy style. It required a bit of movement on my part, of course but it was not bad. No not bad at all. My hope was to be able to be on top of it, but what I found was that the ‘waist’ comes up and then you don’t get the depth you want. You’d need to hold the waist down against your weight, and then you’re in the same basic position to take it from behind.
Well that just happens to be a favorite of mine, so you’ll hear no complaints from me. For use as a male masturbator, well, imagine the possibilities.
It’s not easy to store. It’s really big, as you can see. The directions say to store it in a plastic bag, and use the cornstarch powder that comes with it to keep the material supple. I washed it, powdered it and then put it right back in the box and then I keep it in the box it was shipped to me in, along with the cyberskin pussy that I have. It’s just a big old box of genitals!!!
I really think that these kinds of table top masturbators are great. I think they are a step up from a dildo or a sleeve. I’m told that in general they feel more real because your whole body is making the same motions as if you were actually with a person. It also allows for the fantasy of a threesome or allows for double penetration in a much more realistic way. Yes, they tend to be more pricey, and I don’t know that I would invest so much money in something like this- however… if finances were not such a big issue, I might. It was exciting to use. The feeling of being entered from behind without having to contort my body to get there… you don’t hear me complaining about it.
Storage is an issue. Like I said, it’s a rare day that I can invest the time and space for it without having to worry. I don’t think I will get to use it as often as I’d really like to. I think if I lived alone, I’d be using it all the time. I’d probably be using it right now.
“Don’t ask, don’t tell.” Love it – and I bet any straight guy who bought this to share with his wife will, at some point, end up fucking it ‘just to see what it’s like.’ I know I would.
Great review.
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And that click-thru? DAMN!
Oh, my, you’ve just made me weekend.
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