I cant make this up!!
From my email box:
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hey whats up sexy im s**** how r you?dam your sexy!heres a lil info about me i live alone in my own house,2 sik trucks,jet skis,dirtbikes,and much more.im a total genuine nice guy probly one of the kindest youll ever meet.i hate liers cheaters and thieves i despies them.you seem to be a great match for me from what i see and read also.i live a relaxing life i believe life is all about haven a good time and haven great sex especially cause i have a super sex drive like you wouldnt believe.im very open to relationship if every thing feels right also.im open minded and im down for whatever whenever how ever im all about hooking pussy up cause im no fool if it doesnt get pleasured it will go somewhere else and get hooked up so you can believe i know what a lady likes.well i hope to here from you sexy o ya i love eating out im all about it i can do it for hours no joke it makes me so horny.believe i would streight hook your pussy up.i love long hot freaky,wild sex i like to go for hours cause i love sex so i like to make it last.so have you ever been to havasu,jetskiing or wakeboarding or vegas or offroading before
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Copied and pasted. What the hell???
Sometimes its worth the cost of this, just for the comic relief. I think my favorite is “haven”. He said it TWICE.
One last thought from this super think tank: does my pussy need to be hooked up?
Life- get one.
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that’s um.. yeah… wow.
my eyes hurt from the spacing is about the most positive thing i can say…
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LMAO. Well we all like a good pussy hook-up. Thanks for sharing this.
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Looks like u got a male canidate to retry the Feeldoe Slim on a real man. He did say he was down for anything. >=).
OMG. You really need to send this in to whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com or something. They generally post bad singles ads from men, but this is just amazingly bad also.
I guess spell check and texting has made a generation of people illiterate. It only took a few years. I loved this e-mail, the funny thing is this guy will not understand why you didn’t want a take a ride with him to heaven….cause you clearly aren’t having any of it!
This is funny….Did somebody leave the laptop in the lil yellow bus again!!!!…..Or is this a teeanger trying to sound like a just turned 21 year old guy, who just proudly presented his identification to the bar tender at El Torito to show that he is in fact 21 today….When this Donkey says hooking it up…..Sounds like hes talking about a tow truck “hooking up” a car ……Hey super duper guy who has everything…..except a woman obviously…Hit spell check next time…Its the included option in your computer that wont make you sound like such a JACKASS>>>>
Thank you SO much for posting this. Hook a pussy up? Classic.