Coochy Cream
He asked for pictures of my coochy….
“Ummm… sure if you promise NEVER to call it that again!!”
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Have you tried this stuff?? Do you use Coochy Cream?
coochy cream
It really is awesome. Sometimes I gotta take a break from the sex toys and go for something different. I was first introduced to Coochy Cream about 4 years ago and when I do shave downstairs, I use it all the time. It’s thick, almost like lotion, but with consistency like hair conditioner. It’s shaving lotion, you know, for your coochy.
Really- I hate the name.
I’m 37, I just…. can’t.
Anyway- despite the name… this is really awesome stuff. If there was ever an awesome sauce, this is it. It is a nice thick lotion that will reduce bumps and razor rash, it will over time often the follicles, making the hair grow in thinner. You can use it on your bikini area, your legs, armpits. Guys, you can use it on your hair, your balls, and even your face!! It’s smooth and smells good. Now, I have pretty coarse hair, and I really like this stuff. It does make it come in a little thinner. It leaves my pussy supple and smooth. It also works GREAT as a conditioner for your hair. You know, the hair on your head. There’s even directions for ‘hair conditioner’ on the bottlee.
It comes in three scents, Pear Berry, Green Tea, and the Original Scent which is kinda powdery fresh. I got the travel kit, which comes with all three scents in small one ounce sizes. You don’t need much, really. I think a 16oz bottle would last a year!!
What also comes in the travel kit is the Shave Protection Mist.
This is great stuff. It’s a mist that you spray on after shaving. It creates a nice barrier over your newly shaved skin, protecting you further from razor burn, or chafing. My brother uses this stuff on his face. It is made with all sorts of extracts. You know, or chamomile and other flowers and stuff. It has kind of an alcohol-y smell, so it’s not really a great idea to spray and play.
So use the cream and the spray and you’ll have smooth, skin with minimal bumps and razor burns!!
Here’s some shaving tops I’ve learnd over the years about shaving your pink parts.
- if you’re new, or it’s been a while, trim it down a bit
- exfoliate the first using a loofah or firm shower scrunchie
- if you have coarse hair- apply the coochy cream and let it soak in a little. I usually put it on before I get in the shower, it doesn’t rinse off quickly. I wash my hair and my body and let it rinse off with my shower, and then reapply a little to shave. Like I said, it doesn’t take much.
- use a single blade razor
If you have any more tips, feel free to leave em in the comments.
Funny: “It leaves my pussy supply and smooth.” Even when you typo — “supply” instead of “supple” — you are sexy, BBG. I love the concept of a pussy supply; I picture a special closet to keep them all in. Then, depending on mood, I select the appropriate pussy for my needs. Hey…what about pussy-scented aftershave for that special date?
I have never used it but my girlfriends swears by it. As long as I shave EVERY DAY, I can get away with just plain soap and not have any little bumpies.
I’m also not a big fan of the word “coochie”-but the worst was an ex lover who called it “Poo” Yuck!