Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Cunnilingus from Babeland
I don’t eat pussy very often. It’s been a while really. But I’ve done it a few times and I’ve been told I do it pretty well. I don’t usually seek out sexual relationships with women which limits my access to pussy eating- however, I think (hope) I will find myself with the opportunity to enjoy the awesomeness that is cunnilingus. So first I did a little research because I thought it would be funny, to come up with a few different names for the act. Cunnilingus is so clinical so I asked around and looked on the internet. Here’s few, some you’ve surely heard, and others that I never heard before and will probably never use.
- eating pussy
- going down
- eating out
- licking pussy
- giving head
- licking the peach
- tipping the velvet (amazing movie, by the way)
- carpet muching
- pearl diving
- cunt head
- yodeling in the canyon (I swear I didn’t make that up and it IS on urbandictionary also)
I think I like “giving head” and “eating pussy”. Eating out stopped happening when I was 17. When Babeland offered to let me review Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Cunnilingus I thought it was sexy and educational and fun. I let my Mistress friend tie me up with rope. We drank and then we popped in the porn. It started out looking like an anatomy class. But then the teacher starts giving head to the example. Let me tell you, the teachers tongue came out like a lizards. It was kinda scary… add alcohol and it was down right hilarious.
As the instruction was over, the video went to four different scenarios which showed two or three variations of 4 or 5 positions. It was “pop-up” porn.
A few drinks in me, and the pop ups were awesome. All kidding aside, this video did come up with some good position ideas. Mistress and I both said, “DAAAAAAMMMNNN, would you look at thaaaaat!!!! I NEED a Liberator ramp or at LEAST a wedge. Yes, this is a must. Lastly, it had a nice section on safe sex. Again, inventive and educational.
Guess what that second picture is??
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Cunnilungus
I eat the pussy sometimes when girl sucking my cock especially enthusiastic. Eating pussy makes the girl more kinky and it gives me a chance to thrust my cock into her throat. It may be her first deepthroat.
I can’t help it, I have to ask. Is that a balloon? And if so, what is it concealing?
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It’s a latex glove, cut open. That is his tongue!! Clever, isn’t it??
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