Boys will not return loaned porn
It’s National Masturbation Month and here’s a hint. Don’t loan your adult movies. You won’t get it back. Period.
Last month I got House of Ass 10 from Sextoy.com I hadn’t watched it yet, but my husband asked if his friend could borrow it. Ok, he just got out of the clink, and then rehab, so he needed it. I figured it was a nice thing to do right? Yeah, well, never trust rehabilitated addicts with your porn. You won’t get it back. I asked him… ok- so did you like it???
He said: I saw the first scene… many times. After a while I had to skip past the first scene just so I could see more of the movie.
Hmmm, ok. Well I guess that’s a thumbs up from the ex con for House of Ass 10. You gotta figure that House of Ass 1-9 have done SO well…. 10 has GOT to be good right??
The other movie I got- and would NOT loan was Masturbation Nation 2. Again with the sequels. Because I actually WATCHED this one, I can tell you about it.
ummmm… well. lets see. Hot girls in hotel rooms. Lots of girls. Lots of hotels. Very sexy. However, it was a lot of zoom in and then pull back to wide focus. Over and over and over again…. It was distracting. I watched it on a BIG screen (46 inch) and so the close ups were SO close up it was scary. I joked that the picture was so clear I could just climb right in!!!
The jerking off was sexy. No doubt about that. Watching girls jerk off is a pretty beautiful thing when they are not faking it, and I some of these girls were not. The zooming in and out kinda bugged me, I admit. Maybe next time I will go for AssEaters Unanimous 18. That looks like a good time, huh??
I am not surprised! I learned me lesson all too painfully on a few occasions;
Back in the 80s we used to dub/copy VHS flicks we’d rent, and more often thean not, I never saw those tapes again once some loser so-called friend would ask to borrow them. Alot of my earlier collection(s) from the VHS era(s) is lost forever in that vein.
More recently my 1/2 brother Zef would ask to borrow a few of my DVDs from my private collection, and he’d then, WITHOUT WARNING ME) lend them to one of his friends who uses discs as beer coasters and whatnot. This resulted in some of my DVDs being returned but in awful shape, often unplayeable…
These days I fixed the problem; NONE of my orginal DVDs EVER leave my pad; the only way someone can “borrow” my porn is is some kind of duplicate or copy is acheived, and THAT copy is what leaves the house; my originals are NEVER lent to anyone anymore… Sorry!
Really informative stuff, thanks.