Alt-extreme-adult-collar dating
So I did join a dating site. No… not a dating site. A ‘get laid right away‘ site. Yes- I know it’s kinda skeezy and something I said I would not do- but I had a moment. Call it a low moment, call it a desperate moment. Call it a moment of clarity. I don’t really care.
Actually I joined a few of them. Spread it around. Put it out there and see what comes back? How bad could it be?
I’m restless. I’m bored. I’m a little lonely. I’m having fun but it’s not as often as I’d like and in the between times, and he’s just not available enough. Here’s the thing with me. Fuck me (a lot and often) or pay attention to me. If you’re only going to fuck me once a week- then in between- be friends with me. Pay attention to me, dumb ass! I’m an attention whore- I never said anything to the contrary. If you can’t or won’t do that, it’s cool- but just know that I’m not the kind of woman who can be left alone, restless and bored for too long. A little goes a long way with me.
If I wanted to be ignored- I’d stay married.
So I decided, in a moment of utter numbness to sign on to one site, then another, and then one more. I tossed up some pictures, a few witty words and rolled the virtual dice.
Hoooly studcakes, batman.
It’s like a fucking buffet of hot men. I mean, a big bowl of hot man soup.
Somebody hand me a spoon.
Its taking me a while to figure things out. The flirts, the hotlisting. Who has hotlisted me. Who has flirted, etc. I admit, it’s a nice distraction and it’s fun. Lots of fun. A few guys have stood out to me, and honestly they are all guys who did NOT have pictures of thier cocks in their profile. Go figure?
Let me sidestep. I do LOVE looking at the cock pictures. It’s so decadent and deviant and I can click and leer at naked boys. It’s great. However, a hard dick is not exactly going to make me respond to an email message or Flirt back at you!! And I spent way too long watching a video of a guy who can suck his own cock. I don’t mean just the tip, either. I mean- he was deep throating his own dick.
It. Ruled.
A few guys I have talked to over the last 24 hours.
- A construction-ish guy who is a bit under 30. He’s nice and funny and local. I think I get a long with him the best, but I don’t think he’s that in to me. Can’t tell, vague.
- A local guy who’s name escapes me right now. Handsome and curiously submissive. I keep forgetting to ask him name. He’s my age and he rides a motor cycle.
- Model guy. I spent all day talking to him. He’s so good looking and if he wasn’t funny and smart, I’d still want to fuck him senseless cause he’s so hot. He’s got this great jaw line that will look great on my thighs.
- CPA guy. Nice body, great smile, big dick. Score!
Mr. Model guy gets extra points cause he’s got a sexy as fuck voice and gives really good phone sex. Also, at sending him this picture….
…his response was “I just want to stick my face in your ass and start licking.”
Really, how does a girl argue with THAT? Of course when I sent the same pic to CPA guy, his response was something along the lines ‘fucking the hell out of me’. So you know, again… hard to complain about that.
I really am SO easy to please, its a wonder that more men, with little effort, do not stick around. We’ll see how this round goes. Each of these men, on top of being good looking- are conversant, friendly, non threatening and have a sense of humor. Lets see who sticks around. I’m not holding my breath, because really you can never tell how these things are going to go.
For now though, my inbox is full of opportunities and I may as well play.
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hello very good stories the truth I am a young 18 years and of course I’d like to know so I leave you my email barullo_rojinegro@hotmail.com
I’d love to fill more than your inbox, and wish you lived closer.
If you did, I’d have my tongue running up and down your body, licking your tits, pussy and ass….
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AFF. Has to be. I love that. The two responses you got? I would totally do both, for starters. Enjoy and keep us posted on your adventures.
Damnit, Mr Model guy stole my line….
That sounds like way too much fun for any one person. Personally I’ll just stick to bars, parks, and Barnes and Noble.
On second thought…
Hey! I recognize that room!!!!
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I could learn a thing or two from Mr. Model Guy. That line was pretty sexy.
Still here babe, but you got too busy with real guys
Sounds like a fun introduction into that world…
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Hmmm . . . so you got a ton of responses from one little pic like that, hunh? I guess it IS a pretty nice view, lol.
XO
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“A big bowl of hot man soup”
My favorite line.
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I agree with Mr. Model – I’d love to spend all day with my face burried in that gorgeous ass!!
Well he’s not the only guy who wants to stick their face in your ass and start licking. wink wink