Jerking off: You’re doing it wrong!
It’s not all hot and sweaty, you know? Sometimes it just goes all wrong. It’s good, but just not right.
Today after writing the previous post, I decided I really should go ahead and take some time to jerk off. I have a busy day and a busy week- but it’s been almost a week. I decided I would do it in the shower, since my husband was napping. So I grabbed my waterproof vibe… then grabbed the other one. Just in case.
The shower on, washed my body and hair I reached for my vibes and turned them on. I rubbed the pink vibe against my pussy. I always love that vibration mixed with the running hot water. That extra sensation is always so decadent. I pushed the ther dildo into my pussy, using my thighs to keep it in, but then realizing that wasn’t going to work. So bent forward a bit, I used one hand to thrust, and the other hand to rub the other one against my clit. Soo not sexy.
But I kept going, because that familiar warm tingling was keeping my attention. I was leaning forward, my head resting against the towel that was draped over the shower. Sexy, right? But sometimes you just gotta go where the need takes you, and as soon as I got started, the need grabbed on to me so I kept going.
No matter how long I play with my clit, once I start thrusting something, it always accelerates it. So thrusting- I feel the orgasm building- almost forgoing the vibration on my clit. Water running down my skin, so close.
I hear it before I feel it. A high pitched whirrr coming from behind the showerhead. Seconds later… hot, hot… holy SHIT scalding!! I jumped out of the water stream, my thrusting dildo hitting the floor of my shower stall. Fuck. I hate apartment living sometimes.
30 seconds (and possibly 2nd degree burns later) I start again. This time holding the ‘clit’ vibe by the center with my thumb and forefinger (in the OK ring) and using my other three fingers to hold the base of the thrusting vibe inside me. I wish I had a waterproof rabbit. I laughed to myself thinking this is some sort of Xrated McGuyver action, but it worked. Working…. closer. closer.
“MOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!”
And the bathroom door swings open and I am in a conversation about Transformers. Really? NOW??? Of course I’m inside the frosted shower doors and there are towels that hang over so he sees nothing- but lets just say my thunder is officially stolen. Fuck!!
Giving up for now, I get out of the shower. My pussy is throbbing and I know I’m so close to it I could probably cross my legs and squeeze a little bit and I’ll cum- and I’ve invested so much already. So I reach for my rabbit, which I keep in my vanity in a box on my sink. It’s charged, thank fuck!
My husband is still asleep on the bed, so I return to the bathroom. I try to sit on the closed toilet seat, but I’m quickly reminded of the last weekend when I ‘broke my pussy’ by using my rabbit from a sitting up position. I slid down a bit, so my hips were more parallel with the floor, but of course my ankle can’t support my weight like this. So I move to the floor (after laying down a towel). I’m on my knees and working the rabbit. God I love the rabbit. It’s just so perfect for the way I get off. However, it’s not a ‘cramped for space’ vibe. I need to lay back, I need to stretch out and take my time- which is why I don’t use it as often as I can.
However, I’m in it now. And I need it. So I move to the floor. I’m LAYING on the towel on my bathroom floor. Realizing how desperate and how ghetto this must seem- but I’m so close. I have one leg on the closed toilet lid (I KNOW!) and the other foot resting against the door. My mind is distracted by the fact that I’m laying on my bathroom floor, but my body has taken over and surrendered to that delicious burn. I’m lost in my orgasm… just on the edge of it. It felt like hours that it edged there (but was probably just 20-30 seconds). My heart was pounding an I could feel my head throbbing. “Death by dildo…” is whispering in my ear and I’m afraid that a migraine is coming. Finally though, my back arches and I moan out loud. My toes curling and my knees coming up to somehow take it in deeper. Finally. It felt amazing…. well deserved.
I stood up, finally- mildly grossed out but feeling so much better, until I was completely upright. My heart was still pounding. And I was…. dizzy. My head was throbbing along with my heart and I could sort of feel myself fading.
Shit.
Three vibrators on my bathroom floor, and I’m going to pass out. I was hot and sweating and naked. I stumbled out of the bathroom, and collapsed at the food of my bed- by my husbands feet. I woke him… between gasping breaths. I… need… help. While he tends to ignore me, he always responds to “I need help.” I blacked out for just a few seconds, but came to quickly. He got me a banana and I laid on the bed, sweaty and disoriented until my breathing returned to normal and wasn’t sweating anymore.
Sexy huh??
See, it just isn’t always as hot as it is in the porno’s. Sometimes, even though it feels sooo good- it’s just sooo wrong.
omg! great story! lol
Thank you for this story. Perfect!
Why as I read this does none of it surprise me? I keep thinking to myself “that’s a typical day in the life of BBG”
Grin.. I SO know how frustrated that feels..almost but not quite.. so being on the bathroom floor ~ sigh!
Thanks for sharing!
i want post pls to my group thx
holy shit, i hope you figured out why you lost your breath like that (or, well, already know why) it sounds really dangerous…
but yes… yay for awkward sex and masturbation
happens all the damn time
Hilarious!
babe that was a bad ass story wanna go out sometime?
Wow. That was nuts! I hate days like that. But, I can safely say I have never had it end as poorly as your day did! Hope all is better now!
I would just like to say that I completely understand the slightly less sexy improv situations! I stumbled upon your site (being a slightly naughty girl myself, i Facebooked “Bad Girl”), and I must say I am incredibly pleased with this delicious find! = )
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Poor (bad) girl :p… but that was a really EPIC orgasm, after all.
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LOL. That’s just brilliant
OMG…followed over to you from Sugasm…what a HOOT! Sometimes, a great orgasm comes with a price…lol
Jade
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I love it! Funny, personal and arousing, all at the same time!
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Dude, I’ve TOTALLY BEEN THERE! great story. Apartment living sucks.
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