Fuck it like an 80’s metal band groupie.
This review is a long time coming. I have been busy, but using the fuck out of it…
It really is one of the prettiest realistic dildo’s I’ve seen.
It’s called the Iron Maiden, I have no idea why. I looked Iron Maiden to see if perhaps there was some connection I could understand- but in the end, I think perhaps it’s just cause I want to fuck it like a 80’s heavy metal groupie. Go figure!
8 inches and almost two inches wide. It has a really nice suction cup at the bottom. I love the suction cup feature and the fact that the head is not so wide that I have to super lube up, just to get past it. Sometimes I don’t want to have to do so much work.
The other night, after the kids were safely tucked away a few miles away at Grandma’s house and the Ex was asleep- I filled the tub and lit some candles. Yes, candles. It was a long day. I dropped into the water that was a little too warm and let it engulf my body. Melting away my stress and letting me drift off into my dirty fantasies.
I so rarely get time alone at home, usually my jerk off time is fast and rushed, and often with my family down the hall. It was quite a treat for me to have this quiet. I used it with a waterproof vibe. I tried different positions with it, the dildo on the floor of the tub, on the side of the tub. In the end I just put it on the shelf and straddled it, one foot in the tub, the other outside of the tub. Sort of ruined the whole “in the tub” thing for me, but you know, sometimes we just have physical limitations. Not everything is as seamless as it looks in porn. I can hear half the women reading this saying, “No KIDDING!”
I have said, I’ve become much more of a thruster over the years. I like having something inside me, more so than just something vibrating my clit. Both, well that’s just perfect!! I found myself leaning forward against the wall, and moving down on the cock. This dildo is more flexible than it looks in this picture. The texture of it was lovely. Not distracting me with weird bumps or artificial veins. I could fuck it, slowly, or faster- the suction held on. The vibe on my clit pushed me to my orgasm- I gripped on to the width of it, moving with it- moving with me.
As I sat back in the water, I found myself stroking it, wishing it was real.
Get it here.
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I have a relatively similar one from Adam & Even- pink with a wee rabitty part. Nice suction, though I barely use that part…
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