Cause I’m a giver…

So I got an email from Come Together Gift Baskets the other day.  Instead of giving them the advertising prices, I thought- hey… lets give something away!
I picked this basket, cause it’s cute and goes with my motto that ‘everyone needs a bullet’.

The Holidays are coming, and what better way to say, “I’d like to [...]

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The Game, pt.2

Part One HERE
Choke.
I would never speak the punishment cards outloud, just lowered my head and handed them to him.This was again, something new on my list.  The dildo was still inside me from the failed round and he had told me to leave it in for my punishment.  I lay down, unafraid- but unaware.
I know [...]

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Half-Nekkid in Jersey

When I arrived at my location, I was quickly scolded for being so undressed.  “What the hell are you thinking- it’s freezing out here??  I thought you California Girls were sensitive to the cold.”
True… but apparently, even THIS California Girl will occasionally sacrifice for a great outfit.

These are the shoes.  Click for the dress.
Happy Half-Nekkid [...]

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Not a box of bees

I heard that Cleopatra made the first vibrator by placing bees in a small box and then shaking it up to make them buzz.  Smart lady.  Box of Bees.  Maybe I will rename my blog to THAT.
I got my first delivery from SexToy.com this week.  It was hard to choose just a few items to [...]

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Fucking Jack

I admit that I got kinda excited when I saw his name on my email. I still get several emails from Ashley Madison and while I think I have been relatively successful on the site, I am still looking for the RIGHT Mr. Right-Now. Someone who is local, reasonably available, dominant, attractive and [...]

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Vibra-Ball Review

Here’s why I should read ALL of the description and not just look at the picture.  My eyes are easily drawn to things that buzz and I often don’t take the time to see how big it is.
I’m not a size queen when it comes to cock-but I AM kind of a battery snob when [...]

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The Game

He led me down the steep stairs to the dark room that was lit up by candles and a small lamp. He led me to the middle of the room and pushed me to my knees.
To my left was a small old table, on it, a whip, a cane, a flog, nipple clamps, a paddle, [...]

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Slinging it.

I need a more regular lover.  Someone who is around on an ‘at least twice a week’ basis, so when I have reviews to do that need a partner, I can stay on top of things- no pun intended.  My last shipment from VibeReview had included two fantastic items from Sportsheets.  One was the Under [...]

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Self-service station

Yesterday morning I was in a rush to get out of the house.  I had to put air in my tire and didn’t have time to jerk off.  I really wanted to, really needed to.  So I improvised.  Bullet to go.
Climbing into the car I tucked the bullet between the folds of my labia, right [...]

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Self-service station

Bullet vibes are awesome.  I don’t know anyone who debates this.  They are kinda loud sometimes, but they are fast and do the job fairly quickly.  Usually taking 2 or 3 AA batteries, I prefer the fullsize  bullets.  The micro bullets piss me off.  I want to attach one to a rubber band and use [...]