Getting on “Tops”
I recently considered getting The Cone. It looks so interesting- all the positions. But when I got the chance to try the Pleasure Tops I thought I would give it a try first since the idea is sorta the same. Sorta kinda.
It’s an interesting toy. I was a little bummed, when I put the batteries in, nothing happened. What the?? It took some fiddling with the base to get it right. Apparently when I turned it closed tight, it disconnected, so it was a little loose to make the connectin. meh…
So I thought I would give it try in the way it was supposed to be tried. Ride it, right?? I started on the floor… I’m not sure why. There is something so dirty and doing it on the floor, and by dirty I don’t mean that I need to vacuum because there’s Dorito crumbs on the floor. Ok, I might mean that… but not this time (I have given up Doritos). I mean dirty, cause maybe I’m so horny I can’t even wait to get to the bed. It loses a little when you are solo…
I know.
I set it down on the floor, got on my knees, placing it in between. It took a while to arrange the right pussy hole/ top of the cone angle. I was on my knees and trying to lower, but you know, I’m not a small girl. I’m was trying to spread my knees wide enough to actually lower down to it. Well I haven’t done ‘center splits’ since I was a teenager. This was not working.
I moved it back and leaned forward and lowered down on it. Ok, really, my knees just don’t pop outwards that way. What the fuck is wrong with me??
On to the bed…. put the damn thing on a pillow. Give it some lift. I apparently cannot get low enough, so bring the fucker to me!! But now, now it’s not really on a flat surface, it’s wobbly. The pillow is moving the base so the connection is off. Oh for the love….
Now I read Lilly’s review of this and she ended up using it the old fashioned way. Laying down. Ok, well I guess I can’t get off the way it was intended, so fine but I will not be deterred. I am no quitter. I have felt enough of the vibrations to know that I like em.
So I laid down and held on to the end. Fiddled with the fucking base. Wondering, finally, if maybe this is a defect. And yes, I was laughing at myself at this point, because really- am I still in the mood for this?? Well, maybe not- but I press on. I will have an orgasm- damn you- I will!!
Ok… so I won’t. But I could have. The thumb on this thing rocks. The material is soft and pliable and the bullet is perfect. Not to weak, not too buzzy, despite the AAA batteries. The cone, well I was wishing it was bigger. I liked the way it stretched the opening my vag, but it didn’t fill me on the inside. So it was just the thumb that made pretty perfect clitoral stimulator- which would be fine if it was just a silicone bullet, or maybe if I had double jointed knees.
If you want dual stimulation, go for a rabbit, or, you know- the Hitachi Plus Attachment is a pussy’s best friend. yeah, really.
thanks
Being a guy I am always intrigued when a lady uses a vibe. I enjoy looking at them and imagining what they do for a girl, I also imagine that I a am a Rampant Rabbits ears……tee hee, and feel her cum and every sensation! Whoo hoo.
JJ x
I was wondering about those things. I hadn’t known anyone who had tried one yet though.
Seriously, try it on a chair!
It solves the whole ordeal with not being able to do a split. You just need to be able to straddle the chair with feet planted on the floor.
I was told that watching me do this was extremely hot, lol
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Heh… I had just about the same experience with the cone. It seemed like a good idea, but the determination required was such that I was hardly up for it by the time the big O arrived.