I am sitting here trying out some clamps I bought on vacation. They are not very tight. They don’t give that delicious pain when you remove them, but they are distracting to have on while I sit here and type. It’s just enough to throw me a little off balance and force [...]

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I’ll ask again, how much do I Love love LOVE Tantus Silicon?? They put out such a fantastic line of products. I have a few of them. Purr and Goliath are fantastic. You know how much I love Goliath (aka My boyfriend) I like to push it as deep as [...]

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Sean: What are you doing?
me: Going to Starbucks in a white t-shirt and no bra.
Sean: Slut. You should get your nipples hard before you go in and let people look at you.
me: Yes sir.
Not sure why I answered it that way- it was a suggestion, not a command. I had thought of doing [...]

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Masochist: The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
You are so over me now…. he said.

I should be over you because you don’t deserve me, but I’m hooked on the drug and you are a vicious pusher.

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I decided to pick up smoking again on Vacation. I figured I was staying up late, and drinking all the time and fucking strangers- why not indulge a little more. I smoked for a long time in my 20’s and I quit years ago when it got too insanely expensive to justify two [...]

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I don’t know why they titled this Chubby Chick in Class. I mean, all I see is “sexy blonde girl who totally does it for me.”
Click here. Do it.
She is sexy.

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Part 1. 
It is all very blurry from here.  I will tell it the way I remember it, but I can’t guarantee that it’s completely accurate in order because when the world spins, you see it in pieces.
The cane tapped her, repeatedly, faster and harder.  Tess squealed, almost with delight at first until the quick repeated [...]

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So I know what it really means, but you put something like this on the street and hilarity ensues.  Especially at 4AM after I have been drinking and making out with 25 year olds.
 

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Me: I need, like, glory holes- so I can fuck random strangers and not get involved.  They should have clubs where people can fuck and nobody has to talk.  No mental rape allowed. 
Her: Yeah, but that’s what we love.
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She’s right.  Pass the pipe.  I need another hit.
 

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