Sex Meme
Isabella’s Sex talk Meme
Madam Butterfly tagged me for this meme. I find this a hard one because I am a commitmentphobe. It’s hard to choose between two things that are equally dirty and wonderful. So I do my best.
This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme:
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk – Sex Advice for Men.
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.
1)Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night: Yes, please. Do I have to choose one. I guess sex at night. I’m really not a morning person- unless, you know, I’ve been up all night and having gone to bed yet.
2. Better Sex Music – Sade or Marvin Gaye
Ummmm, yeah- well. Sade well bugs me. While Sexual Healing is a good song, it doesn’t ever get me hot. It makes me think about how he died and how sad that was. Death is not really synonymous with sex, at least not for me. I am working on getting a list of the best “songs to fuck to.” I’ll share it when I get it.
3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos? ONCE I made a video with a boy friend while fucking. I looked good giving head, but it ended there. It was just one of those, oh god- make it STOP moments. Now I have made some videos of myself, but you know, it’s not a whole body shot thing, and well, I’m not sharing them (not with just anyone). Naughty pics, I mean- HELLO?!?!?
4.Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House? Dr. Doug Ross, please. I have SUCH a thing for George Clooney. mmmmmm oooooohhhh ahhhhhhh…
5. Vibrator or Dildo? I am a huge proponent of both. It’s tough to choose between the two. Vibrators are great and make me cum, dildo’s are my passion and make me weak. I can look at a vibe and think, hmmm- that will get me off. I can look at a dildo and cry, “Hello gorgeous.”
6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On? I tend to be a little uncomfortable with my naked body, so I would say lights off. However, I love to watch what’s going on. Also, when I really start going, I will strip naked without thinking about it. Lights on, yeah.
7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt? I know I must shock and awe the hell out of a lot of women who read my blog. I love the word Cunt. I know a lot of guys use it when girls aren’t around, so I like being a part of that group. Guys like being able to say it to me. I think it’s hot. Pussy is good word though, I think there are times when it’s more appropriate than cunt. It makes no difference to me really. The first time Z said, “Baby, your cunt feels so fucking hot wrapped around my cock” I felt it everywhere.
8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex? Usually when a guy spanks me during sex, there isn’t a good connection, cause we are both moving. It’s sort of one of those awkward semi slap things that you just try to ignore and move on. MF once put me over his knee in the back of a limo. Spanked me hard, and was fucking my holes with his fingers. I’m still not sure how he did that, but he did it and I still fantasize about that. Mmmmmm.
9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane? I’ve never had either, probably an elevator- but I think it’d be fun to do in an airplane. I jerked off the EX once on a flight to Seattle.
10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North? Peter North. The Cum Shot Legend. Although have you ever seen Ron Jeremy eat pussy? Wow.
11. Word Preference? Cock or dick? Cock is another GREAT word. I love saying it, and I love hearing guys say it, as in “Fuck this cock.” I do however, like the term, “Big Fat Dick” I tend to LOVE a big fat dick too.
12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson? Mmmmmm Jennnnaaaaa.
13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape? Rope. please.
14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex? You know, here’s that the thing about anal. When it’s done right, it’s fucking awesome. I am fine going down on a guys ass as long as it’s all good. It’s hot and guys usually love it. But I am not one to say “no don’t fuck my ass.”
15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs? Call Girl. I got paid once for a blow job, it was pretty cool.
6. Which Threesome – Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl? Depends on the mood, and the people. MMF is good for me. Greedy hungry slut getting all that cock. I prefer to be the star, you know?
17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil? I have this stuff called Rocket Balm. It’s like a minty altoidy balm that increases sensitivity. Rub some on my clit and wow. If I use it before I play with my vibe, the orgasm is so strong. I guess it’s tingly.
18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow? Swallow. Swallow. Swallow.
19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger? It strange if it aint a stranger.
20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross? Tied to the bed, but you know, you don’t have to tie me, I’ll behave. That St. Andrews Cross is kinda freaky.
So I guess I will loosely tag Rae, and Blissfully Wed and Amorous Rocker.
Awesome meme.
” I jerked off the EX once on a flight to Seattle.” That was my favorite!
I have a thing for Clooney too. And Laurie.
Thanks for doing my meme!