are you fucking kidding me?
I have asked this to a few people, so now I will ask it here:
If you go down on a guy and he shoots in your mouth in under two minutes, can you call it anything LESS than ‘a waste of my two minutes‘???
I didn’t think so either.
It isn’t even about the fact that he came so incredibly fast, but the fact that there was no acknowledgment of it nor was there any effort made afterwards. If I wanted to be ignored after giving head, I could have just stayed married to my first husband.
Adult Friend Finder is starting to sound reasonable.
un-fuckable
Thats utterly ridiculous. I feel like the only proper follow-up is reciprocation. Dismissal is a no-no. Sounds like someone who wont get that kind of treatment in the future. His loss.
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I know, what a douchebag!!
Let’s be fair: coming in under two minutes and then failing to acknowledge or reciprocate are two different things. I have in the past been so worked up by foreplay, then surprised by incredible tongue-tricks, that I popped sooner than planned. But I never have (and never would) let it go by without making sure the person knew how amazing they were, to have that effect on me. And I would be quick to return the favor (unless they didn’t want to at the moment).
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Dausa- I said that it was not the speed that was the issue. It’s his complete disregard to me afterwards. There was not even a “That was nice” or “thanks, hon.” It was… rude.
Oh, puh-leeze!
Assuming for the moment that someone DID make me cum that quickly, I’d be spending a good long time returning the favor – orally or “other-ly” – and if SHE came in two minutes or less – well, that’s what multiple orgasms are for!
Besides, by that time, I could be ready to go again… with the edge off.
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Magnus- as much as that would have been great, it didn’t happen that way. not at all. he was done, it was done. thanks for playing. ugh.
I know how your feeling regarding your first husband… been there done that. And YES it is a total waste of your two minutes, and mine too
Wish I could show you what I would have done … quite appreciatively.
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That’s what I love about you. Always eager to please me.
well, the two-minute part could be looked at as a testiment to your skills, to try to make it better, as for the rest, yeah, not so good
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Well I know I give an amazing blow job- but I think this guy could have cum in a bag of cotton balls. I take no credit for that.
Un-fucking-forgivable! First, I have never reached orgasm from head alone, so the whole concept seems odd. Second, for me, the joy of receiving is actually the mental stimulation of watching someone wanting nothing more than to give pleasure…working so hard, yet obviously enjoying it, really asking little more than acknowledgement. When my dick is in someone’s mouth, they know how much I appreciate it-I try to make them feel like a star. Than I make them stop and proceed to fill every hole I can fit something in with animaluativ intensity. Silly me, I thought that was a proper fuckin’!
…animalistic intensity…
If I blew my load that quick, I would see that as an opportunity to eat some pussy before getting my second load ready =)
Maybe I should add that to my cunnilingus post.
Great blog by the way! It’s my first time checking it out, but I’m sure not the last.